If I Tell you not to Interact, Will You?

cpericardium

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at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

tastyrepulsorboots

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Yeah, same

dappercyborg

Passing round the death juice like a fucking hip flask


enki2

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sudrien

Yeah, melamine was originally developed for sound deadening. And is still sold for such.


kaijuno

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Oh so he’s doing eugenics now

mposesnapperbaratits

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bonni

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

magicalgirlpropaganda

Babe wake up, lobotomy 2 just dropped

hyaskus

Give me a gun and Autism will solve Elon Musk


horseimagebarn

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horse pulling a very odd looking carriage in fact it appears to be a car upon a wheeled platform and even more surprisingly there seems to be a man in there this is a truly puzzling image

oddswayout

@identifying-cars-in-posts

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1991-1999 Mitsubishi Pajero

gayweeddaddy69

Actually that appears to be a horse of some kind. @identifying-horses-in-posts

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Yeah that's a horse


trans-girl-nausicaa

this is absolutely nuts

sudrien

Flashlight? Sure. Wierd mount, but sure.

Blinking red light? Uh. Yeah that’s a flashlight function.

Custom do not disturb sign? Uh. Marking yourself behind a generic door? Or is this Tennessee? If I looked up this message would I get the name of the hotel?

Portable door lock? Worthless, as easy to force as a normal door.

Blocking the swing bar lock? You… don’t know what the defeats are for that, do you?

Door wedge alarm? Test it. See what happens.

Blocking the handle? Stopping a hook under the door attack. Somewhat legit.

Hangar? Padding. No cumulative effect. You’re expecting everything else to fail.

Ironing board? Padding. No cumulative effect.

Furniture? Light enough for you to move

Peephole? You’ve. Never even tried looking through a peephole backwards, have you.

Camera? So. You are expecting this all to be ineffective. That none of this has put you in control of the situation.

Fire extinguisher? Woefully inadequate if somthing actually happens.

The parody would show her Unzipping a suitcase with an ugly man in scrubs with it for medical emergencies.

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Since i have access to a 3d printer and rent an apartment

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3541712

But if traveling, a RTT deadbolt strap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoWGgH1YBC0


macleod

yeah, sure I’ll reblog that

roughkiss

The gentle clacking is doing a lot of work here.


inthedarktrees:
“ Beautiful Girl Buried Alive, 1935
“I know I’ll like it. I won’t have to worry about traffic lights, and I’ll take plenty of books to read. I’m just nuts on aviation and I’ve got several books on aviation to read while I’m down...
inthedarktrees

Beautiful Girl Buried Alive, 1935

I know I’ll like it. I won’t have to worry about traffic lights, and I’ll take plenty of books to read. I’m just nuts on aviation and I’ve got several books on aviation to read while I’m down there.

Diagram shows how 19-year-old Gloria Graves, the “buried alive girl,” lived in her underground coffin for 92 days. For 10¢, customers could peer down the 8 foot airshaft at the smiling beauty with corn-yellow hair. Nearly immobile in her steel tomb, Gloria stared back, a bare light bulb illuminating her face.

sources:  Los Angeles Examiner, 1935;  D. J. Waldie, ”The Case of the Buried Blonde”

sudrien


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Photograph courtesy of Herald-Examiner Collection, Los Angeles Public Library


heaven011

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powerviolencebutch

tops will be like “yeah I can host” and then bring u here

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Benelli M4

patchoulism

Season 2 Episode 25 - A Canterlot Wedding (Part 1)

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I am in love with you?


starryswirly

Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly

Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit

Lyric text: I'm not passive but aggressiveALT
Lyric text: Scar-crossed lovers foreverALT
Lyric text: Oh, how the mighty fall in loveALT
Lyric text: May the bridges I have burned light my way back homeALT
Lyric text: Silver clouds with grey liningsALT
Lyric text: You only get what you grieveALT
Lyric text: Oh there you go, undress to impressALT
starryswirly

This appears to be doing numbers, here's some I missed:

Lyric text: Ache it 'til you make itALT
Lyric text: (One night stand off)ALT
Lyric text: Drop a heart, and break a nameALT
Lyric text: The road outside my house is paved with good intentions, hired a construction crew 'cause it's hell on the engineALT
Lyric text: Threw caution to the wind, but I've got a lousy armALT
Lyric text: And it's mind over you don't, don't matterALT

willowrunes

Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.

🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH